“KIT!!!!!!!!!! How many bloody times have I told you that my silver stash IS NOT for your perusal! It is mine, and mine alone, you do NOT touch you bloody bastard!”

“Mia I swear, I was going to give it back, I just wanted to fit in with the people I was going to see. I was making a deal while I’m running hot, you know I would have given it back to you!” The blond whinged, keeping well back from the lady, trying not to be hit by a flurry of fists and feet.

“Bollocks! You tripe gutted punk! You would not have given it back, you would have used it to save your sorry ass the next time you got into a tight spot since all of my jewelery is pure silver! I’m going to kill you this time I swear it!”

Kit ran out of the living room, and out the front door, only to bump into Dunccan MacLeod.

The brunette comes running after him, and slams into Dunccan’s chest. She goes to step around him, then stops, a grin spreading over her face. “Mac….I am so sorry about that, I have to get Kit. Wait a moment….You’re an Immortal right?”

The Immortal looked down at her, confusion etching his features. “Yes…Mia, this doesn’t sound good, what do you want of me?”

The curly haired girl looked up at him, putting on “the face of an angel” “Pardon me while I temporarily steal your body.” Mia grabs Dunccan’s hand, and is immediately swapped into his body.

“KIT!! Come back here! She goes to kill Kit and gets distracted by Mac’s accent.

“Ohh!!! I have an accent! I can finally talk like a Scottsman, woman?, and not sound stupid! I am Mia of the Clan MacLeod, fear me! Hey VICKY! Come into the living room for a minute I have to show you this! I have an idea too! We need to take a class or go online, or something and figure out how to make spun and poured sugar! This way we have more we can put onto the cupcakes!”

A, slightly, more mature young woman walks into the room, twisting her hair back up behind her head, to hold it with a clip, only to freeze mid motion upon seeing Mia/mac in the middle of the room, running hands over his stomach. “Mac..since when were you married to Mia? When did you get so interested in our bakery? And please tell me you aren’t becoming a narcisscist.”

Mac/mia walks over to her and shakes his head. “No I’m not married to her, she stole my body. I am interested in your bakery, just not the making of the goods. Why would I be a narcisscist, that’s more Amanda’s thing than mine.

She sighs, and continues fixing her hair.

Mac-”Vicky…why do I not have an accent?”

Vicky closes her eyes and pinches the bridge of her nose, just over her glasses. “I don’t know, maybe it’s tied to your body.”

Methos walks in sees Me/mac holding a rapier “Mac are you back in the 1760′s for some reason?”

Mac/me walks over “Nope, not at all Methos, /that/ is Mia.”

“WHAT???” Methos looked at the bottle in his hand, considered tossing it, and took a large drink instead “The two of you are pulling my leg, right? I haven’t heard of that since….Shelley…”

Mac/me walks over, “Okay Mia, as amusing as it is to see you babbling with /my/ accent, I want /my/ accent and /my/ body back.”

“But but…I don’t wanna…. I get to use the swords, and feel the Quickening…and think of it this way, you don’t have to be part of the Game any more!”

“Aye, but I have to be in your body, which is wrong on so many levels, and go through /your/ monthly cycles, without even the benefit of having /my/ accent. I want my body back, now.”

“No! I’m not gonna! I’m stronger than you right now!”

“Hey Meebs! Do you want a cupcake?” Richie walked over and shoved a purple cupcake into the girls open mouth.

Mia/mac fell to the floor, knocked out cold. Mac/mia walked over, checked her pulse, and grabbed her hand to take his body back.

“Thanks Richie.”

“Damn it Kit, this is the last time I’m going to lend you money!” One enraged Immortal, named Duncan MacLeod stormed into M&M Bake Shoppe, the door slamming shut only to open again immediately after.
“Mac I swear I can pay it back to you!” The dusty blonde whined as he slammed into Mako’s back. The tray Mako was carrying went flying forward and onto the platter Meebs was carrying.
“Mac…why are there Immortals in our bakery at this hour” The taller one growled.
“Meebs, calm down. The cupcakes just need to be re iced, it’s not that big a deal.” The one with the glasses sighed, as she laid the tray on a table. “Although I agree with her and wonder why there are Immortals during non-drugging hours” She turned around and kicked the shorter Immortal in the shins.
The blonde jumped around cursing under his breath at having been kicked.
“What was that for????”
The brunette Immortal sighed and pinched the bridge of his nose, leaning against the wall. “Kit here told me that he had finally found a way to get back all of the money he had lost over the past 110 years. I, being a fool, believed him. He was trying to turn himself into a side show freak! He was going to put all of us in danger. So I killed him.”
Kit, flipping a coin in between his hands, “You did more than just kill me Mac, you went and ran me through and stuffed me in the trunk of your car! You got blood all over my Armani suit, it’s made in Tibet for crying out loud!”
“Oh shut up both of you!” Methos snapped, walking into the room. He had a bottle of beer in one hand and was using it to point.”I’m trying to get Kronos drunk, and the two of you are making me nuts! Meebs go and get the puppy.”
‘Ummm….I don’t remember where I put it?” The curly haired girl blushed, scuffing the floor with the toe of her boots.
The world’s oldest Immortal stared at her, mouth agape ‘You don’t remember where you put it?? “
“No worries Methos, I’ve got it. ” Vicky got up and dashed off to the back room of the bakery.
Kit looked around at Methos, Mac and Meebs “What is a puppy going to do to me? Isn’t it against regulations to have a puppy in a bakery anyway? I don’t want dog drool in my cupcakes thank you.”
Meebs walked over and cuffed the Irishman’s head. “Don’t insult our cupcakes. I’ll take your head off, Quickening or not.”
Mako came running back, pushing her curly hair out of her face, carrying a large red and white, stuffed puppy. She snuck up behind kit, opened the mouth of the puppy and pushed it down over his head, until all of him was inside of it.
“Thank you Mako. See Kit, that is the reason you don’t piss me off. I can make space pockets, you cannot.”
From inside the puppy a faint voice could be heard. “Oh. Thaaat puppy. There better not be anything that can get on my Tibetan suit in here!”

Kronos eyed the plate being held out to him.
“Poisoned?” he asked.
“No”
“Tainted then?”
“Nuh-uh”
He squinted, looking closer. “Stick a razorblade in it?”
“Nope”
He paused, obciously trying to think up other nefarious things one could do to a small baked food item.” …Tiny time bomb?”
“No. Too much work.”
He poked at the sprinkle-covered icing on the top of the cupcake and scowled when some of it stuck to his finger. “Then…Why?” he asked, swiping his hand against the leg of his jeans.
“Just because.”
“It doesn’t add up!” he shouted before adding “Weren’t you angry with me yesterday?”
“Yeah, but I figure we should bury the hatchet and everyone likes cupcakes.”
“I don’t. “
“Have you ever even tried one?”
“Yes. And I didn’t like it.”
“No you haven’t! Don’t lie to me.”
Silence coupled with a rather angry glare,”Now what would all the other K-Immies say if word got out that Pestilence himself was afraid of an itty-bitty chocolate cupcake?”
“I am not afraid of your moronic little baked goods.”
“So you’re afraid of the sprinkles? I know rainbow jimmies aren’t exactly the most masculine cake decoration on the market, but if you’d just eat it no one would see them anyway…Wait. You still think I’ve done something to them. You’d survive! You’re “The End of Time” aren’t you? Or are you just a coward when faced with sugary treats?”
“Oh just give me the damn cupcake.” he sighed, snatching it from the plate and taking a huge bite of it.
“Okay, you win. You’re not a coward.”
He dropped to the floor with a thud.

“……..You never asked me if I’d laced them with sedatives!”

And to think this is what started it all >>>http://yuki-the-vampire.deviantart.com/art/Yay-for-cupcakes-3-75943155

This is the most amazing thing ever >< I want one.

1 lb pork fillet (tenderloin) 1 cup milk
2 tbsp peanut (or vegetable) oil pinch of chilli powder
1 3/4 cups plain flour vegetable oil for frying
2 tsp baking powder
1 egg, beaten

1) Cut the pork in to 1′ cubes.

2) Heat the peanut oil in a preheated wok. Add the pork and stir-fry 2-3 min. until sealed. Remove the pork with a slotted spoon and set aside until required.

3) Sift the flour into a bowl and make a well in the centre. Gradually beat in the baking powder, egg, milk and chilli powder to make a thick batter.

4) Heat the oil for deep frying in a wok until almost smoking, then reduce the heat slightly.

5) Toss the pork pieces in the batter to coat. Add the pork to the wok and deep fry until golden and cooked through. Remove with a slotted spoon and drain on paper towels.

Meebs note: There is a sauce that goes with this, however Mako and I didn’t want to make it, so, for the moment, I feel no need to post it ^^.

DISCLAIMER: THIS IS MEANT AS A MENTAL EXERCISE ONLY!

I remember even back in sixth grade, I plotted ways to murder someone, even if it was only to soothe my anger. When I came here, Mako, Kami and I made a game of it. Coming up with the most creative ways we could to kill a certain classmate of ours. Once again, I’m going to do this, if only to challenge myself, and because I’m bored silly! Hee hee, what fun awaits me….Come to think of it, I’ll try not to do repeats, and I’ll do my best to make them creative…although they might not always make sense…and they also will be very painful. Another note, guns will not in any way be involved on this list. Not happeing, no way. Too easy.

I want to give credit to Mako & Andrew for the help.  <3′s for both of you

1) Beheading them with a guillotine

2) Running them through with a sword.

3) Hanging them from a rafter

4) Snapping their neck

5)Belladona

6) Radiation poisoning

7) Shoving them off a cliff

Holding them under water and drowning them

9) Smashing their head in

10) Severing the neck artery

11) Breaking the spinal cord at certain points

12) Stabbing them in their armpits and allowing them to bleed out

13) Placing them on the Rack, and slowly stretching them until their ligaments, tendons, and eventually veins snap

14) Feed them to any variety of wild and savage animals.

15) Drug them, then slowly feed them through a chopping machine.

16) Lock them in a jail cell with a large quantity of ties.

17) Stab them multiple times, cover the wounds in salt and then allow them to slowly die

18) Obtain a small amt of mercury and feed it to them. (beware this one takes a while)

19) Toss them into a pit with a few dozen rattlesnakes.

20)Send them into an airtight room, with a limited amt of oxygen.

21) Send them out into a blizzard with no clothing

22) Carve their heart out with a rusty spoon(!)

23)Starve them and allow them no water

24) Allow them food but no water (two very different ways to die)

25) Send them out to work in quarries with minimal amts of food

WOOT 1/4 OF THE WAY THERE!

26) Jab their skin full of toothpicks, then slowly push them through. (can be alternated with needles)

27) Beat them over the head repeatedly with a large and heavy book (be sure not to damage the book)

28) Pouring liquid silver into a glass of wine.

29) Entering them into a death match

30) Make them eat until their stomach bursts.

31) Perform a labotomy on them

32) shoot 100 nails into their body, all over their body.

33) Icicle through the heart. (the perfect murder weapon)

34) Throw them into a freezer, and ‘accidentally’ lock it

35) Toss them into a vat of liquid nitrogen.

36) pump their body full of clorform

37) toss them into  a room full of rats

38) Pitchfork!

39) Target practice! (this includeds arrows and daggers…or throwing stars!)

40)carbon monoxide poisoning

41) run them over with a car

42)really high pitched noise which will burst their heart and eardrums

43) deadly flesh eating disease

44) Acid which will dissolve their skin

45) rip out their eyeballs, and shove them down their throat so that they choke on them

46) Feed them many many Monsters, allow the taurine in it to eat away at their stomach and esophogas lining until it is gone.

47) dip them little by little into boiling oil.

48)Submerge them into a pool of boiling tar (does it show that I’ve been reading Dante?)

49) Encase them in a shell of lead, then hang them over a large bonfire while the lead melts.

50) Hang them on a meat hook until their weight forces them to fall, repeat process until dead.

51) Tie them down in the desert until they either burn to death or die of thirst, whichever comes first.

52) Dump toxic chemicals in their drinking water…preferably if they are able to have their own water.

53) Shove them down an elevator shaft.

54) Inject cold water into the brain through their ear.

55) Throw them into Niagra, minus a barrel

56) Toss them into the water and run over them with a cruise boat full of snotty rich people.

57) Place your target on top of a street light and hit them over the head with a vodka bottle.

So on today’s list of things to do is, Do two sketches for Drawing,

read the essay for English, and look ahead in the syllabus to see what I need to be prepared for,

and…remeber a whole bunch of words for Chinese.

Things I want to do today: Write in the fight between Terrn and ‘Melia, just to please my muses.

Finish reading and taking notes on http://www.jewelryandbeading.com/do-you-want-to-design-for-yourself/

Try and sort out the beads Tabi got all mixed up T.T I still want to cry over this.